FYI #1: This is the moon, not the sun, nor an imposter.
FYI #2: That is my shadow to the left of the landing strip of light.
FYI #3: Light travels at the speed of kissing.
FYI #4: In lieu of the super moon, we mooned the moon.
FYI #5: We mooed, too.
FYI #6: Where is the moon when I’m in school?
FYI #7: The periapsis is the shortest distance between my body from one of the foci of his elliptical orbit.
FYI #8: Even though he is the apoapsis to my periapsis, we both end in s.
FYI #9: I want to lick the photons off the super moon so that I can dream of fire-breathing dragons again.
FYI #10: When I sleep, I’m a dragon.
FYI #11: I’m also a queen.
FYI #12: He said we should make an offering to the super moon and then he hugged me like a big gay football player might after winning the Super Bowl.
FYI #13: I love the trajectory of madness.
FYI #14: Before he jumped in, he took off his pretty hat.